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Sir Fallsalot

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It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks

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When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard 

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And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout 

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After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it 

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8 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks

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When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard 

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And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout 

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After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it 

Should I have come out to show you how it's done mate?

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16 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Inspirational shit Fred.....if you're some sort of masochist! :classic_ohmy:

Had no choice was the problem i don't care if the road is opened back up or not that's the last time i'm going there :classic_laugh:

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2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Had no choice was the problem i don't care if the road is opened back up or not that's the last time i'm going there :classic_laugh:

Age is catching up now Fred......I told you it would!

Next stage is a Hernia!

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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Age is catching up now Fred......I told you it would!

Next stage is a Hernia!

I would say lack of exercise is the biggest problem i get out of breath going upstairs, i need to do more for fitness and if i didn't get a hernia  pulling the bike up there today i'm never going to get one LOL

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7 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

I would say lack of exercise is the biggest problem i get out of breath going upstairs, i need to do more for fitness and if i didn't get a hernia  pulling the bike up there today i'm never going to get one LOL

Que the groin shots and endless whining about it all in the name of a so called health warning

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1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks

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When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard 

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And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout 

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After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it 

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46 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

It looks tough going Fred, I'm past all that stuff now .  But I'm not at the stage where I'm a  puddle dodger or van boy :thud:

Yet there's still time 

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41 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

It looks tough going Fred, I'm past all that stuff now .  But I'm not at the stage where I'm a  puddle dodger or van boy :thud:

My body is past it but my head keeps disagreeing with it LOL 
This was my body today

 

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

It looks tough going Fred, I'm past all that stuff now .  But I'm not at the stage where I'm a  puddle dodger or van boy :thud:

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9 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

My body is past it but my head keeps disagreeing with it LOL 
This was my body today

 

This is my exact problem with stopping playing rugby, my body was ready to retire about 5 years ago but my head just doesn't agree 

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