Cupid Stunt Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR! Doctor Cupid's top tip: If you've got a hurty toe causing lots of pain and you notice that the nail is thicker and discoloured it's probably a fungal infection, if it has also become infected under the nail (the cause of the major pain) then get the Dremel out and slowly grind the nail thickness down, don't concentrate on one area for too long as the heat will cause a lot more hurty and sweary, keep going a bit at a time until your face starts getting splattered with pus, this is when you know you've gone far enough and your expert diagnosis was correct, now your left with soggy bits of nail that can be pulled off with tweezers, careful not to stab the hurty part, that gets really sweary then, all evacuated, job done no doctors required though apparently a psychiatrist is recommended DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A DOCTOR! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 What the hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted November 13, 2022 Share Posted November 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, Cupid Stunt said: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR! Doctor Cupid's top tip: If you've got a hurty toe causing lots of pain and you notice that the nail is thicker and discoloured it's probably a fungal infection, if it has also become infected under the nail (the cause of the major pain) then get the Dremel out and slowly grind the nail thickness down, don't concentrate on one area for too long as the heat will cause a lot more hurty and sweary, keep going a bit at a time until your face starts getting splattered with pus, this is when you know you've gone far enough and your expert diagnosis was correct, now your left with soggy bits of nail that can be pulled off with tweezers, careful not to stab the hurty part, that gets really sweary then, all evacuated, job done no doctors required though apparently a psychiatrist is recommended DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A DOCTOR! What's next Terry? Circumcision? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupid Stunt Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 34 minutes ago, XTreme said: What's next Terry? Circumcision? No Pete, whenever I try that it gets harder and harder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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