Pedro Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Tango said: Me and a couple of mates used to go down the pub on Friday evenings after we'd played squash and neck a few beers before closing. One of my mates missed squash one Friday but turned up down the pub with this kind of plastic mask thing on his face. He looked like he was starring in the Phantom of the Opera. We asked him what it was all about, so he said that he'd broken his nose and fractured a cheek bone! So we asked how? Anyway, the previous Friday, after we'd had a few down the pub after squash, he got up during the night for a pee. Being a bit unsteady on his feet he decided to sit down to pee. However, he fell asleep sat on the bog and then fell off and smacked his head on the corner of the bath as he went down! We tried not to laugh.......... Fuck, I am cringing just thinking about how much that must have hurt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted September 30, 2021 Author Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Six30 said: do you slap the mrs about after you've had a few ? if yes , you got a drink problem .... if no start drinking Stella . No but I do wake up bruised and battered in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted September 30, 2021 Author Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Tango said: Sorry @Swagman, I appear to have hijacked your thread! Sorry mate. No worries @Tango it was a tongue in cheek thread the doctor says it’s fine and I don’t have a problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted September 30, 2021 Author Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Six30 said: @Swagman  You got a camera in my house ya twat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Swagman said: No but I do wake up bruised and battered in the morning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, Buckster said: Glide riders 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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