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17 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Six30 has open up and new side business  ?

 

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Twat

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9 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Is there a discount if your cicrumzied  ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asking for a friend. 

you got a pussy... thats you off my client list

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28 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Buckster in a few years...

 

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thats the fat fuck now

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19 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

With the aid of Google maps...I finally found were Buckster live....odd looking peice of land. 

 

 

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when i zoomed in i could see you on the tip of it :classic_laugh:

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20 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

With the aid of Google maps...I finally found were Buckster live....odd looking peice of land. 

 

 

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It will be a cold day in hell before the North Sea is that colour.

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A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said,

"I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long."

The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor.

The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog.

"Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately".

So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said.

And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member.

The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much.

So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said,

"NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches.

He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect.

So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..???

And the Frog said,

*

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

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5 minutes ago, Renegade said:

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said,

"I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long."

The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor.

The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog.

"Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately".

So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said.

And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member.

The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much.

So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said,

"NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches.

He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect.

So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..???

And the Frog said,

*

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

Is that what happened to @Marcel le Moose Fondler?

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In a local biker group chat on watsap there was always new things on the government being posted but never as much as we're seeing now.:classic_laugh:

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