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Slowlycatchymonkey

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A Jewish daughter says to her mother..

..... "I'm divorcing Nathan."

All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.

My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says .....

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,

You live in an 8 bedroom mansion

You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,

You get $2,000 a week allowance,

You take 6 vacations a year and

You want to throw all that away...

Over 45 cents..?"

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