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Renegade Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so the police needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "here comes Paddy with them two arseholes" You've just got to love the Irish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamana Gupta Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Buckster said: Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 10 hours ago, Vamana Gupta said: Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up.. Source? My swingarm doesn't look anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 looks a bit weedy for a Harley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 A motorcyclist was driving along a highway when suddenly a sparrow hit his helmet when trying to fly across. The motorcyclist struggled to control his motorcycle and almost crashed, but eventually he managed to stop. Nearby he noticed the sparrow that looked dead but after an examination it turned out he was still alive although unconscious. The motorcyclist took pity and he took the sparrow with him to his home. He put him into a cage, he gave him some bread and water and left. After a while the sparrow wakes up: he sees the bars, he sees bread and water and thinks: Oh shit, I killed the motorcyclist! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 EVERY Old Fart knows this.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted Saturday at 19:50 Share Posted Saturday at 19:50 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1468287818271449/?fs=e&fs=e 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamana Gupta Posted Sunday at 08:21 Share Posted Sunday at 08:21 Bob has finally found a bike that fits... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted Monday at 20:20 Share Posted Monday at 20:20 4 hours ago, boboneleg said: You have succeeded then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted Tuesday at 16:47 Share Posted Tuesday at 16:47 Garda pulls over Paddy for speeding "have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes." Garda says "what the hell are you doing driving ??" Paddy replies "I couldn'tfeckin walk'' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Traveling salesman short on money calls in at the cheapest hotel he can find How much for a night he inquired at reception £40 replied the receptionist, and that includes breakfast in bed I’ll take it says the salesman and books at 8 o’clock breakfast Bang on 8 o’clock the following morning there’s a knock on the door and a waitress dressed in shortest skimpy uniform you could ever imagine enters the room She put his breakfast tray down on the bedside cabinet Whips back his sheets and give him the most amazing blow job he’s ever had Later, when the salesman was checking out, he mentioned to reception and that was the best breakfast Service he’d ever had and asked if that was that the way that all guests were treated Yes, reply to receptionist The AA only gave us a two star review and informed us to gain another star we would need to make improvements That’s why all rooms now have a goblin teasmade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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