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Garda pulls over Paddy for speeding

"have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies

"yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes."

Garda says

"what the hell are you doing driving ??"

Paddy replies

"I couldn'tfeckin walk''

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Traveling salesman short on money calls in at the cheapest hotel he can find

How much for a night he inquired at reception

£40 replied the receptionist, and that includes breakfast in bed

I’ll take it says the salesman and books at 8 o’clock breakfast

Bang on 8 o’clock the following morning there’s a knock on the door and a waitress dressed in shortest skimpy uniform you could ever imagine enters the room

She put his breakfast tray down on the bedside cabinet

Whips back his sheets and give him the most amazing blow job he’s ever had

Later, when the salesman was checking out, he mentioned to reception and that was the best breakfast Service he’d ever had and asked if that was that the way that all guests were treated

Yes, reply to receptionist

The AA only gave us a two star review and informed us to gain another star we would need to make improvements

That’s why all rooms now have a goblin teasmade

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17 minutes ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Only people with high IQ will get this...

 

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Has anyone explained it to you yet?

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