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YamaHead Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, Renegade said: Kinda like throwing a hot dog down a hallway eh?.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KAYZ1 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 5 hours ago, Renegade said: Great that one, i first saw it in Funchal on a smart carr...But the driver was a young girl: a very fit young Girl i may add. Was a good laugh thou. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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