Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Buckster]

18 minutes ago, Saul said:

 

We had different childhoods, you were watching men in monkey suits, I was reading books. To me Urco is a mythical dog that is the portend of death or urco, the Latin intransitive verb describing the cry of an animal.

[Saul]

1 hour ago, Buckster said:

We had different childhoods, you were watching men in monkey suits, I was reading books. To me Urco is a mythical dog that is the portend of death or urco, the Latin intransitive verb describing the cry of an animal.

I do know that but thinking of you in a monkey suit made me laugh more    Anyway the Monkey suit guy was Urko but still made me laugh 

[Catteeclan]

6 hours ago, Buckster said:

I was hoping for a response with punctuation.

You expect to much

[Buckster]

12 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

You expect to much

"too".

[Renegade]

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[boboneleg]

"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing.
When i asked at the job centre
they said i had to go to Cornwall.
I said why, is that where the job is?
No they said thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!"

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully "loaded."

The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio"

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.

The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and is a go-go dancer in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."