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18 minutes ago, Saul said:

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We had different childhoods, you were watching men in monkey suits, I was reading books. To me Urco is a mythical dog that is the portend of death or urco, the Latin intransitive verb describing the cry of an animal.

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

We had different childhoods, you were watching men in monkey suits, I was reading books. To me Urco is a mythical dog that is the portend of death or urco, the Latin intransitive verb describing the cry of an animal.

I do know that but thinking of you in a monkey suit made me laugh more 😘   Anyway the Monkey suit guy was Urko but still made me laugh 🤣

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"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing.
When i asked at the job centre
they said i had to go to Cornwall.
I said why, is that where the job is?
No they said thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!"

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