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[Six30]

[Saul]

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

Ring my bell

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy, big breasted model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off. It clattered across the garden and came to rest in the rose bushes.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled over to retrieve the bell, and while bending over to pick it up, all the other bells started to ring.