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[Renegade]

[Renegade]

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[boboneleg]

[boboneleg]

@Buckster going for a job interview ........

 

[Renegade]

I met an attractive 60 year old woman at a bar last night. She was very sexy looking I thought to myself if she has a daughter she wouldn't look too bad either. We had a few drinks together and then she asked me if I'd ever had a thing called a Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she replied. I was really thinking this could be my lucky night so we drank a little more. Then we went back to her place. When we got in the front door I couldn't contain my excitement and then she shouts up stairs, "MOTHER, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"

 

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

A very famous female American celebrity, who had a reputation for having been very promiscuous throughout her career, is about to have her 40th birthday, and decides that she needs some plastic surgery.

So, she visits her plastic surgeon, and tells him that she wants her face lifted, her boobs perked up and her pussy lips reduced in size, because they've become very loose and floppy.

Because of the embarrassment if the press found out, she insists that the surgery be kept completely secret.

Of course the surgeon agrees to keep her treatment completely confidential and tells her that everyone involved will be made to sign a confidentiality contract.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, the woman finds 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she sends for the doctor.

She says,

"I thought I told you not to tell anyone about my surgery!"

The surgeon reassures her that he had fully complied with her wish for total secrecy.

He explains that the first rose was from him because,

"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

Then he tells her,

"The second rose is from my nurse",

"She assisted with the surgery and empathized with you because she had the very same procedure a few years ago, and knew what you were going through."

She says,

"And what about the third rose?"

"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit."

"He just wanted to say thank you for his new ears."