Marcel Posted yesterday at 14:01 Author Share Posted yesterday at 14:01 33 minutes ago, Six30 said: real men ride naked bikes , you would be one of those that gets a naked bike.... then posting on owners forums ..whats the best screen for this bike The furthest you've ridden that bike is in the back of your van... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 9 hours ago Author Share Posted 9 hours ago 23 hours ago, Buckster said: No , no this shit is getting out of hand.... now she wants to sleep in the same bed and make like a little devider on the mattress, I know this is going to end badly...what if I wake up in the middle of the night and she's got a hold on my willy wanker...im thinking of calling my lawyer for some advice, I might have to press some charges if she try to force me into something...God only knows what’s on her mind....Do you have any advice ? , like real serious advice..not the stupid reply you post half of the time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago 18 minutes ago, Marcel said: No , no this shit is getting out of hand.... now she wants to sleep in the same bed and make like a little devider on the mattress, I know this is going to end badly...what if I wake up in the middle of the night and she's got a hold on my willy wanker...im thinking of calling my lawyer for some advice, I might have to press some charges if she try to force me into something...God only knows what’s on her mind....Do you have any advice ? , like real serious advice..not the stupid reply you post half of the time.. Get some strawberry ice cream..... See you in another 10 years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 2 hours ago, Marcel said: No , no this shit is getting out of hand.... now she wants to sleep in the same bed and make like a little devider on the mattress, I know this is going to end badly...what if I wake up in the middle of the night and she's got a hold on my willy wanker...im thinking of calling my lawyer for some advice, I might have to press some charges if she try to force me into something...God only knows what’s on her mind....Do you have any advice ? , like real serious advice..not the stupid reply you post half of the time.. Empty your scrotum if that's what she wants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, Catteeclan said: Empty your scrotum if that's what she wants. and “she” can empty “hers’. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago 5 hours ago, busabeast said: Get some strawberry ice cream..... See you in another 10 years Had to cut back on strawberry ice cream...I was starting to puggy around the mid- section...im into low fat fruit bars now...only 90 calories .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago 3 hours ago, Catteeclan said: Empty your scrotum if that's what she wants. Not sure exactly what she wants....she just told she's planning to move to this area...what if its and crazy stocker or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Just now, Marcel said: Not sure exactly what she wants....she just told she's planning to move to this area...what if its and crazy stocker or something... This area.... I think she means inside you're four walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago 1 hour ago, Buckster said: and “she” can empty “hers’. Seriously thats all you got for advice...what if she's got some secret midget fetish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 6 hours ago, Marcel said: No , no this shit is getting out of hand.... now she wants to sleep in the same bed and make like a little devider on the mattress, I know this is going to end badly...what if I wake up in the middle of the night and she's got a hold on my willy wanker...im thinking of calling my lawyer for some advice, I might have to press some charges if she try to force me into something...God only knows what’s on her mind....Do you have any advice ? , like real serious advice..not the stupid reply you post half of the time.. Do her up her bears cave … you don’t want a midget kid to support in 9 months 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Tell her you have bought a Honda, she will assume you are gay and leave you alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Six30 said: Do her up her bears cave … you don’t want a midget kid to support in 9 months I should be safe in that department...57 years-old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Buckster said: Tell her you have bought a Honda, she will assume you are gay and leave you alone. Now that's some sound advice...about time you put those neurons to good work...that just might work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Marcel said: I should be safe in that department...57 years-old. She’s bringing her Nan along ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 33 minutes ago, Marcel said: Seriously thats all you got for advice...what if she's got some secret midget fetish... Well she/he/it likes you so it must have a midget fetish... theres no secret about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago What do you think of this bike ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 13 minutes ago, Marcel said: What do you think of this bike ? POS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago 5 minutes ago, busabeast said: POS I have no idea....but the big question is....is it gay looking enough...im thinking also of telling her I bought a vespa..that just might do the trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 34 minutes ago Share Posted 34 minutes ago @Six30 said he wants a picture, with or without Zimmer frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted 17 minutes ago Author Share Posted 17 minutes ago 16 minutes ago, Buckster said: @Six30 said he wants a picture, with or without Zimmer frame. What's a Zimmer frame ?...you and your Dam British accent ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted 15 minutes ago Share Posted 15 minutes ago Just now, Marcel said: What's a Zimmer frame ?...you and your Dam British accent ... Walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted 3 minutes ago Share Posted 3 minutes ago Had to be done. And now that cabin fever season is starting in Marcel-land, prepare for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now