Pedro

His stuff is so potent he shoots from affar and the little dudes fence for themselves. They’re the SAS of sperm!

Really don’t care for that low profile very wide tire, plus the chopped rear fender. Plus side pictures not having a license plate are misleading, naughty Harley!

Good thing I didn’t watch it. Once Portugal start hearing they’re in top place in their group and are amongst favourites, they get full of themselves and ruin everything.

I’ve never tried Stella. I knew a Stella once, too

It's a campsite of sorts, you've got a freezer? Take your own beer cans, twice as much as you need and just offer one to the neighbor and make a friend! A couple of sandwiches or pork chops and that's the evening done!

He seems to be typing quite well!

Fucking hell, an uplifting post from you and even including a nice blue sky picture. I worry for the universe.

The moose has a name and a personality, and feelings!

That's very disrespectful!

My bike hasn't moved in weeks, true story.

2 wheel LayZ Boys

Lovely views and roads!

This made my day

Your tablet doesn’t know you very well

Did you mean bus stop wanker?

da fuck!!! you can't just click something and be confronted with that

What's the extra C in MCC?

The area where my parents live and where I work is now being taken over with average speed cameras. There’s “radars save lives” outdoors, it’s like 20 years ago reached Portugal now

Portugal won 3-0, against Turkey, people are walking like this in their minds:

You joking? have you seen him? He shows up with one robotic leg, talking funny, and riding a Vespa? Nobody dares mess with that! The Vespa makes him loco

I fear you might all be looking at this all wrong: Amongst the trackday footage, amongst @busabeastdropping the bike putting it in the van, he probably caught footage of Elvis and JFK laughing at him! He might be in a dark sight being silenced by the man!

Twat probably moved to Colombia to not be contacted by anyone anymore, and opened a forum with @Slowlycatchymonkey!

He probably hates you now that you are amongst the cool people