Pedro

Ladies, this is not PC. This is a joke I tell from time to time, but you really have to use your physical expressions to make it work, I'll use a GIF and you imagination instead of myself in person. Bear with me: This older dude, pretty much broke and a little bit drunk after a night of drinking with his friends, feels like he wants to get laid, so he stumbles into the local brothel late into the night. As the young ladies parade in front of him in their best lace, he's drooling from the sight of these sweet and pure looking twenty year old nubiles in front of him, he tells the madam: "madam, I'd like to know what kind of pleasure I can get with what I have with me" and he pulls out a ratty tenner out of his back pocket the madam sighs, and replies: "well, dear sir, with those funds we can only offer a penguin style blowjob!" and sir replies: "I've never had that but it sounds exotic, what does that entail?" and madam says: "you'll enjoy it plenty, just cough up the dough and get ready, lean against that wall right there and someone will be right here" The older dude does just that, he starts fantasizing with this 20 year old youngster but instead arrives what could well be her grandmother, and promptly tells him "get your trousers down" As he does, she kneels, pulls out her teeth and proficiently goes to work! He is marveled and thinking "man, she's not what I was dreaming about but in fact there is no substitute for experience" and after a couple of minutes he lets out a sigh and a whisper: "please don't stop, I'm about to finish" and right as he says that she stops and starts walking away, he chases her with his pants down by his ankles like so: and she says: "there you go, penguin style BJ"

I get a kick everytime I see one of these on the road

Rider: "sorry officer, I didn't know I was speeding, speed just creeps up on these straights." Honda CBR: "that's a lie, he's a lunatic"

In Portugal, techincally daytime running leds like the BMW has aren't even legal, the law states you have to have your normal riding light on. I have used the DRL for 2 or 3 years before being aware of that, and nobody stopped me anyway.

I went to look that up ... big bones!

Does this down jacket make look fat?

Midnight, GMT

Forgot to mention, this will close on the midnight of the 02nd December.

Courtesy of confinement rules and the weather, this month we'll have less contenders. Here are the nominees for November's Bike Of The Month vote: @Grasshopper's Ride's Royal Enfiel Himalayan, aka "Bagheera", out on a misty British Columbia forest ride @Pedro's BMW R1200GSA out on a Portuguese serra enjoying the views @Sir Fallsalot's Honda NX650 Dominator special, aka "The Dog", out on a night escape @Skippy's Royal Enfield Himalayan out on the plain in Spain on a great dirt road @XTreme's BMW G650GS, glimmering under the Andalucian crisp sun

Dodged a bullet there, @XTreme, just think what could have happened. That is just not civilized.

I got almost none of that

That and car diff oil, a car with clutch actuated limited slip differential, that smells like 5 years of farts trapped in a can !

They probably have carrots inside the house, @Tym

Judging by Elmer's efforts, you´ll have better success with the slabs ...

There are better pictures of her, though ...

Went for a long walk with Costa in the morning, now just coming back home for a coffee outside We are supposedly on council lockdown, so I’m surprised to hear so many bikes and cars having fun on the motorway, sitting here having my coffee listening to the motorway racers. It’s cold but great weather for a Sunday morning ride.

Well, since I'm at the end of Europe, that trend should arrive here in a year or two ...

Well, I've got a pristine one at home with a freshly painted frame ...

Indeed, but then again, it isn't sold strictly as a dirt bike. I think most sold around here are used as commuters that look like a Paris Dakar bike

No gas?

For that money you might as well get a XR650R baja replica, and have left over

Although he’s cool, they always look like they’re trying that’s an old Indian, makes it cool, but he’s trying to look like he doesn’t care, which makes it uncool, or maybe he is really cool bit he’s a victim of the times when we like to criticise

McQueen didn’t ride in eastern europe, that helped