Pedro

I don't know what that was, the first two eyes were probably a cat. If you're afraid of ghosts why go look for them? Also, it's way smarter to wear long pants when walking through that kind of thorny bushes, just saying. Fucking hipsters

A wanking arab? What kind of places do you visit??

Has that happened to you?

I walked into a cafe today, into the bathroom and had a piss. I didn't wear a mask while doing this, felt great, the times we live in ...

Beyond fixing … his health is ok though

I just had a nice dinner with my parents, and will drive to pick my brother up from the airport in an hour or so. Weather here in northern Portugal is like summertime, but don't even feel like getting on the bike as weekend traffic annoys me so much. We'll see what the weekend brings, I expect dog walks and little else.

I hear the surfing in China is shit, though

I see that here a lot, all the yoga surfers, all of them vegan and eco everything traveling around on 20 or 30 year old diesel vans and littering beaches with plastic.

You see Jebediah's naughty smile, Thelma's smile, and somehow Albert's smile kind of tells the story that it probably isn't his idea

I’ll let you know if he gets lost and end up here

Cast aluminium as a frame? Is it just me that thinks that’s crap?

Indeed you can't, Bob.

This is a civilized country

I bet the Coronel was not pleased with all the driving on bumpy roads. Nice one!

First, glad your wife is better, that was quite the scare. Don't you have any friends near to home, or neighbours, able to help in such an emergency? Secondly, that's a kickass looking car, don't know if I would want to be strapped inside that thing though. Probably just one time Out of curiosity: I once had a business partner from Belgium visit me in Porto. The afternoon before his early flight back to Belgium my car gets robbed and he looses all his identification, wallet, computer, etc, except his phone. After a police report I get the belgium consulate (not embassy) to write him a temporary passport. All they had were pictures of him taken on the spot, and his own information about his personal data, and myself as a testimony of character. He got a handwritten passport on the spot valid for a few months, containing all the necessary stamps to be accepted anywhere in the world, that he used to board a plane the very next morning having no other document with him. Bear in mind this was not long after the Brussels terrorist attacks.

No, I meant if you think that’s amazing then you’ll have a field day there

If you ever go on google pictures and search for motorcycle touring I think you'll loose your shit

A couple of those are really cool!

I must have had 23 or 24, not sure. I had just bought the Transalp. Am 40 now.

More like Guy Squints…

I love that!

Bloody vans, surfers, campers, motorhomes, why don't they all go cruise Russia!

That explains it, she usually doesn’t drive that fast either