Pedro

Brother just returned from Japan. Brought dog poop shaped lucky cookies ...

With no members talking about being unable to wank in the bathroom while his girlfriend is rejecting him in the bedroom, I don't know how this forum will survive.

That is a very pretty blue, Triumph does make pretty paintworks. However, does @Six30 buying a bike now make that colour the current dildo colour?

stable isn't even in his dictionary

Years go by in minutes inside his brain when he’s home alone.

Dude went full inane.

It’s just him and the plastic vagina now

No point, though, there an oil radiator just in front of the shock, might as well keep air flowing and accept you’ve got a warm shock

That looks cool!

Sofia made mince pies. Turns out there’s no mince meat in them, da hell?

Took this as me and Sofia walked the dogs the other day, saved it so I remember to get there on the bike one of these days. It's right on my way to my favourite part of the Alentejo, and I can see myself taking a couple of hours more if I get down this:

0000 or 1111? There’s probably a note on the car’s manual.

@Marcel le Moose Fondler, why do you choose to have a less comfortable seat if you can flat foot it so easily? Would't it be better to have a better seat?

And you've got the bonus of having enough time to think of what you did wrong

Retired military snipers, probably?

Beef roast My snack today while out on the bike, took the picture to upset you all, fish egg salad, it’s not really a salad though.

Take away food in Espinho looks like this, love it. This is what pub food would look like in Portugal if the concept existed. Mum’s codfish, with chips and egg. It’s a more rustic version of a Lisbon dish.

Pizza night at @Sofia’s Alentejo sweet pepper, garlic and wine seasoned meat, cooked on the traditional clay pot. BBQ with my brother: Pakistani chicken curry, from the local restaurant. I’m now a fan. Beef stew, sort of Portuguese sort of French, turned out better than I thought it would.

Stopped by my favourite bridge today, waiting for the traffic to turn my way: Those railing have gone through some stuff

It doesn’t wear pants, it’s a motorcycle. And no, running nicely.

Hey @Six30, you suppose they’re building you up to tear you down on the last minute?

Longitudinal inline 4s are very cool bikes!

Coming from the midnight kebab people, that's priceless.

Same smile! Very cool!

Here, it’s afternoon until around 20:00, which, until 21:30, is a civilised time for dinner time to start.