Pedro

Maybe a job for when it’s warm and … nevermind, do it by the fireplace.

That’s a pie ... When you go to a restaurant and order food, I bet it’s always a surprise when it arrives at the table.

Well, now you have to wait until the next flounce, now there’s precedent

Considering this, and when you think of a twat pain in the ass in this forum you think of Marcel. Nobody tries as hard as him to be nominated. So, my nomination is for @Buckster, the guy who allowed Marcel back after he flounced and left the first time.

Great, you can explain it to Marcel then

Do you know what a stew is? A casserole is a pan to use in the oven, a type of food that you sometimes cook in a pan like that, also in the oven.

Does anyone on here know what a casserole is?

No

In Portugal, because of the sound a traditional 50cc scooter makes, we call them vacuum cleaners. That’s what that looks like, a vacuum filter

It's looking very nice now, great transformation! I can't unsee that it looks like it's pretending to be a Harley once you cover it:

It's a super bike so speed is relative. What I liked was the cop messing with them

The Isle of Man is a lovely place to visit:

don't forget MD's and M&S

Has the tractor fixed itself, @Vamana Gupta?

Radio Control clubs

I see who you copied with that sentence. Nice one!

Being that you really want it, I wonder how long people will hold out on nominating you for cheer torture.

Nobody has nominated you, though. Which definitely gives you the title of sad twat.

Can’t argue with that logic. I didn’t know what was going on either

Visited my friend who is a mechanic for a coffee today, looking nicely old school today

In Portugal, use of smartphones is now forbidden in schools up to the 6th grade, which should be 10 to 11 years old, and up to each school to decide on forbidding or not until the 9th grade.

A half flouncer

They’re pressuring to do it earlier so it doesn’t coincide with the Dakar, I told them to get their priorities straight!