Skippy

It’s a major achievement and that’s a fact.

Zongshen I believe unless anyone knows better?

Exactly……….the smaller “shit bikes” are on their way.

Is this acceptable? Asking for a friend.

………..so much for “Chinese shit bikes” eh? The Kove Rally Team entered three bikes and all three finished the toughest race in the world with their highest placed rider making it to 46th place. Not bad for a first attempt………who’s next?……Royal Enfield?

I assume you’ve tried it then Pete to know it’s an instant fourteen day ban?

Well my missus was very poorly for about three weeks and we did a Covid test to make sure and it was negative. She never, ever complains about colds etc and honestly has the highest pain threshold (clearly as she’s been with me 19 years). Shes only just started to feel better after about four and a bit weeks. I had a bit of cold but mine was much worse than hers.

Fruit Salads Raspberry Ruffles Lemon Bon Bons ……………who am I kidding, I liked every sweet ever made.

Still too technical for you Pete.

They look rather nice Bob

He needs therapy, not surprising really given his upbringing and tragic family events. And he’s a ginger cunt so he definitely needs help.

So then, what’s on the cards for you lot in 2023? I’ve nothing set in stone but a trip north to Alcaniz for the Zombie Chopper Festival at the start of May is a possibility, meeting mates from the UK.

Naturally, it was part of my approved school syllabus

“I suggest, your Honour, that the defendant Mr @XTreme, knew exactly what he was doing when he plied his grandchildren with foodstuffs containing very high amounts of e-numbers”………..you fucking legend

Yep, have a good one folks and let’s hope 2023 is a great year for everyone……..even if you ride a Harley

No idea yet as the missus has got the arse-ache with me over something………..no idea what because she reckons I should know.

Walks with a Third Leg…………

You probably put him off

Too late now, I’ve sold the z750

Well next time I come over I’ll bring him as back up

It seems @XTreme is well know in these parts. Speaking to a bloke called Bryn Bunston on the Tracer 700 UK forum it turns out he’s know Pete for a few years when he first came out as the only gay in the village.

I can believe that of him……..I reckon he’s the uninvited fingering type

Thanks for the invite for Christmas dinner Pete, we’ll be over about midday once I’ve done a bit of house breaking……..the neighbours have just bought a new TV so it’s only fair. I robbed the off licence last night so I’ve got plenty of booze to bring………

Now there’s a thought

Gotta keep your options open mate!