Skippy

I’m pretty much game for most things but drinking and driving ain’t one of them. Won’t even have one beer.

Ha ha it’s actually alcohol free Pete as I’ve got to collect my car from the garage on the way home. Service day.

Earned it.

Shut it you slag

That’s the plan

Gotta love a bit of cycling especially when it’s not windy

No idea Pedro and I certainly wasn’t going fast……….can’t wink at the ladies going too fast

Yep, afraid so Bob.

Took the mountain bike out today and got pulled by the police for wearing earphones whilst riding. I had them on across the campo but forgot to remove them along the beach road. Fuckers pulled me over right outside a bar full of people. I know you’ll all be disappointed by the fact that I didn’t get a fine.

That was some kind of subliminal instruction wasn’t it. I just accidentally clicked on your name………..

Absolutely stunning.

………..probably be going out, out

……….fizzy drinks I wonder if the Corona van still drives around?

Too long mate………a week. Mind you, I’m staying with a couple of mates so it’ll be carnage most nights.

Depressed today. Nobody died, bank account hasn’t been hacked, the bike hasn’t broken down………..just booked a flight to the UK for the start of October. That’s all it took.

See that twat……that’s me that is.

Might be a touch on the classy side for him

Yes, you lose all credibility.

No mate, none whatsoever. We keep the house well ventilated during winter, windows open and doors too to let plenty of fresh air in. Night time we make sure the log burner is on. Seems to work well.

You should try living here Pete…….scorchio and humidio

My missus would be down there with a straw to help with the clean up.

Walking is an option if you have a pair of legs. ️️️️️️

Is there anywhere else to go?

Sunday you senile twat.

Yeah you tell him.