Renegade

Jacko is feeling terrible and goes to the doctor. ‘‘Sorry,’’ says the doctor, ‘‘I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so go home and enjoy your final precious moments on Earth ...’’ So Jacko trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the local working mens Club as he’s never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the full house and wins £5,000. Then the national game comes up and he wins that too, getting £780,000. ‘‘Son,’’ says the bingo caller, ‘‘I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest person on Earth!’’ ‘‘Lucky?’’ Jacko screams. ‘‘Lucky? I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24.’’ ‘‘ fuck me’ says the bingo caller. You’ve won the meat raffle as well

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Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle: Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said. Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour. After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom "Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face. "I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130."