Buckster

It could be worse, I could have put a Tupperware container in some water and shovelled money into it. Good adventure?

Surely that suited you more?

I don’t understand any of this, it is some sort of pagan alchemy.

The black bike with the tank motif is a Japanese pretender.

Real motorcycles.

I don’t know, Moon might actually be a chick magnet but just gives the impression of being a feckless cunt.

It’s glass fibre, the original one which is shorter is made of plastic, it is just a filler panel that takes up the gap between the panniers and the mudguard and houses the tribar light.

Maybe he can help you with your village identification skills.

That’s the look I am going for.

Senile ginger cunt.

Custom rear fender extender. Had to order it from some greasy kebab eating cunts in Cyprus.

Are you worried about the competition eating your food?

whatever could it be?

Have you been tested for diabetes before?

It’s a spaniel.

I’ve been using Quadlock for years.

Might make it more attractive to thieves if you are lucky.

That’s only because he fell over when he was trying to take the picture.

His picture is shit, my picture is better and mine doesn’t even exist.

No he is still a cunt, but he is a cunt without my vote this month. I’m trying to spread the love.

I was going to vote for @Tym, but then I realised the bike was abandoned pending being dropped in the water. Then I thought about @Specs but that made me feel sick so I will be voting for @Earache just because he is slightly less shit than the rest of you this month.

The U.K. government has introduced 2 weeks quarantine for anyone returning from Spain, this is nothing to do with COVID-19 but rather in case they have the misfortune of coming into contact with the ginger minger.

Engine oil will not affect gear changes, that’s stupid.

You are forgetting he is riding a Harley, he can’t go fast enough to get hurt in a fall. On the other hand this does explain why Tymeh is the way he is.

Helmets are only a legal requirement in Connecticut for people under 21.