Buckster

I was brought up with bikes, my grandfather, father and uncles and cousins all rode bikes, I rode off-road as a youngster from about 8 years old, when I was sixteen my father took me to the dealers and helped me get my first road bike, I cannot imagine not riding. Some people wander in and out of the scene usually trying to be part of a crowd that they don’t understand. Some of us just ride bikes, the scene is just a small part of that.

You wouldn’t cope with the loss, I consider what I gained from that experience to be well worth it but I wouldn’t wish it on someone like you, I don’t like you but I wouldn’t want to see you broken, it’s not in my nature.

It could be worse, I could have put a Tupperware container in some water and shovelled money into it. Good adventure?

Surely that suited you more?

I don’t understand any of this, it is some sort of pagan alchemy.

The black bike with the tank motif is a Japanese pretender.

Real motorcycles.

I don’t know, Moon might actually be a chick magnet but just gives the impression of being a feckless cunt.

It’s glass fibre, the original one which is shorter is made of plastic, it is just a filler panel that takes up the gap between the panniers and the mudguard and houses the tribar light.

Maybe he can help you with your village identification skills.

That’s the look I am going for.

Senile ginger cunt.

Custom rear fender extender. Had to order it from some greasy kebab eating cunts in Cyprus.

Are you worried about the competition eating your food?

whatever could it be?

Have you been tested for diabetes before?

It’s a spaniel.

I’ve been using Quadlock for years.

Might make it more attractive to thieves if you are lucky.

That’s only because he fell over when he was trying to take the picture.

His picture is shit, my picture is better and mine doesn’t even exist.

No he is still a cunt, but he is a cunt without my vote this month. I’m trying to spread the love.

I was going to vote for @Tym, but then I realised the bike was abandoned pending being dropped in the water. Then I thought about @Specs but that made me feel sick so I will be voting for @Earache just because he is slightly less shit than the rest of you this month.

The U.K. government has introduced 2 weeks quarantine for anyone returning from Spain, this is nothing to do with COVID-19 but rather in case they have the misfortune of coming into contact with the ginger minger.

Engine oil will not affect gear changes, that’s stupid.