Buckster

I just go where the spirit takes me.

Is this you or your wife? Whatever it is it appears to have reached a point where it has taken on the appearance of a non-binary Mexican gardener.

He doesn’t have a bike now.

As is evidenced by the threads being started here. A bunch of myopic coffin dodgers drifting into seasonal depression and needing to wallow in each other’s misery, wouldn’t be so bad if you rode your bikes but no, let’s see what your worst bike was, what did you hate but now love (for Six that one is easy, he hated getting fondled by the guy in the van outside the school gates but now he loves being the guy in the van). Tym is wandering around lamenting the joys of shooting people while dressing up as shark bait and littering the ocean with the contents of his Halloween collection, Pete is desperate for photos of dead animals and the real possibility of being gang raped by subterranean dago midgets, then we have the nursing home brigade always one step away from a flounce, if Clive gets anything good for Christmas then he will have a meltdown and delete himself. Then we have the couple of colonists who actually ride but still don’t understand that temperature is measured in Celsius (you cunts). I’m unrealistically hoping that Pedro can still save the day but he rides a BMW and it’s only a matter of time before he starts posting his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. Even the bitches seem permanently on the rag these days, steeped in indecision and bad taste and the latest influx of new members look like the refugees from a gay leper colony. So as usual it will be down to me to show the outside world that there is at least one actual biker here and it isn’t just a collection of wannabes and hasbeens. You’re welcome.

I hope you get ass raped by a cave dwelling dago midget.

You lot have the chance to get a real bike picture up for everyone to see but instead you are voting for a fucking Suzuki.

Why would they get a corrupt failed businessman to investigate? Are Mulder and Scully busy?

Six washes peoples helmets on a regular basis, perhaps he would like to share his technique.

Ginger hair destabilises fibreglass.

I bet he is an expert at cleaning people pipes.

Slowly must be on the rag.

That doesn’t mean anything, there are loads of greasy kebab eating cunts in Manchester.

Oh great, another greasy kebab eating cunt.

Gay

You go to these places hoping to get bummed don’t you?

Guns are designed for one primary purpose, to kill people. Why is it a surprise when people get killed around guns?

It can’t be beaten or killed, it’s immortal like me.

I understand the woman killed was known by Anthony in California. Was his handle AdvRider?

Too much bike for a ponce like you.

Obviously, why would I buy some fake shit?

Gay.

Leave him alone then.

Gay.