Buckster

Put the wheel back on the bike and realised just how knackered the old tyre was.

You would never get to the Isle of Skye from your place on that.

You should speak to @Six30 for advice on how to best approach children.

Worked it out did you Einstein?

Don’t buy a Honda.

Nelson cut them down to build ships with.

Pete told us, quite excitedly as it happens.

Definitely a bike for old people, gays and women.

SW Motech gear is always good stuff and always fits.

And there we have it, there is always someone who crosses the line and its usually Fred.

Tyre fitted to the wheel and balanced, £20.

I use silicon grease, red rubber grease reacts with dot 4 brake fluid.

Since the 1970’s

Is it true that Pete, a Welshman, wants you to go to an abandoned mine with him and he has suggested you wear a sheepskin jacket inside out on the trip? I think we can see where this is going.

You are going to get bummed for sure.

The EBC discs are floaters, I have used solids before and I was able to get them quickly, they are here now. I will see how they last but I want to have a proper look at the brakes and see if there are any reasons they may be failing, I have new pistons and seals here as well so will rebuild the calipers while I am on.

She married up.

Where is the BSA Punjabi anyway?

Did you just tell the poor thing where the thermometer goes?

I am just doing Gods work.

That would have been a BOTM contender, it would have got my vote. Such a shame.

Is someone questioning the moderator?

It’s that time again, get those pictures submitted for bike of the month, so for everyone except for @Six30 here are the rules. 1. One picture entry per person, no posting multiple pictures, once you have entered a picture that is the one you will be stuck with. 2. Picture must have been taken in May, outside, away from home. 3. Overtly photoshopped pictures will result in a ban for the month. 4. Multiple pictures on this thread of the same bike will result in a ban, there will be a discussion thread in the gallery if you are needy and want other people to tell you if your picture is crap. 5. Picture must be in landscape format (for @Marcel that means the big measurement is along the bottom of the picture and the smaller measurement is up the side). 6. The winner for April cannot enter with the same bike! If the previous months winner has another bike then they can enter with a picture of that. 7. The bike must have been owned by you during that month so yes @Marcel, you can enter a picture of the Honda turd burglar that you took in May. Moderator decisions are final. This submissions thread will be open from now until the evening of Monday 29th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place over two days with the Poll closing 7pm Wednesday 31st. Special rules for @Six30 1. You’re banned until July. 2. You don’t ride anyway. 3. Everyone hates you.

They have a picture of a cobra on the side, you don’t get more manly than that.