Buckster

SW Motech gear is always good stuff and always fits.

Where I got my tyre done today, the guy is an independent Ducati specialist but loves his classic Harleys.

And there we have it, there is always someone who crosses the line and its usually Fred.

Tyre fitted to the wheel and balanced, £20.

I use silicon grease, red rubber grease reacts with dot 4 brake fluid.

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Since the 1970’s

Is it true that Pete, a Welshman, wants you to go to an abandoned mine with him and he has suggested you wear a sheepskin jacket inside out on the trip? I think we can see where this is going.

You are going to get bummed for sure.

The EBC discs are floaters, I have used solids before and I was able to get them quickly, they are here now. I will see how they last but I want to have a proper look at the brakes and see if there are any reasons they may be failing, I have new pistons and seals here as well so will rebuild the calipers while I am on.

She married up.

Where is the BSA Punjabi anyway?

That’s code for being the product of incest.

I’m pretty sure you are going to the other place.

Go on then, just this once.

Stop whining, forum bitch.

Well it is @Marcel and we need to make allowances for the fact he is retarded.

Did you just tell the poor thing where the thermometer goes?

What do you think folks? Should we let him change it?

That could have won but you have put the KTM in now.

I am just doing Gods work.

That would have been a BOTM contender, it would have got my vote. Such a shame.

Is someone questioning the moderator?