Buckster

Cavity search in Spain to look forward to.

It will look different when Polaris copy it and call it an Indian.

I've just gone off beer.

Must be why it is £135 then.

Last year’s insurance was with Carole Nash, this year Express bike insurance, owned by Carole Nash, so why didn’t they just quote me a better price?

What happened to Gandalfs hair?

£111 for tax? Thieving government. 16% increase since 2021, just under 10% from last year, what will the next hike be? Insurance renewal quote came in with a 95% increase, not a chance, shopped around got slightly better cover but still paying 20% more even with extra NCB.

Ideal for tuning, assuming you are not a total pussy.

Funnily enough this weekend. I’m not going to any weddings.

Watch out for orcs.

Gay.

Wedding could be off after they realise what she is marrying into.

Watch out for Dutch bummer midgets.

I have the only real motorcycle on here buttercup.

That thread about motorcycles? Yeah, I appreciate you wouldn’t understand that as a none motorcycle owner.

They have a special system to avoid having gingers in the airport buildings for any longer than necessary.

Don’t forget to visit the Harley dealership and get yourself a cool leather cap.

Both could be true or false.