Buckster

You have space in your shed?

By being married to her.

Just in time for BOTM.

Did you offer them a biscuit?

That’s what the midgets give Pete.

Apple fell a long way from that tree, that's for sure.

Your nuts are in your wife's handbag.

Maybe it was a she by the time you saw them.

You believed him? He could be part of the conspiracy.

I grill steaks amongst other things, the fat is funnelled back into the cooking chamber where it becomes fuel, the fan powered by the heat keeps the battery cool and makes the burn hyper efficient, it also charges my phone or other devices while I’m cooking.

It said “India” and everything Indian is crap.

I do both.

https://uk.bioliteenergy.com/products/campstove-2-plus

You're a design flaw, you ginger tosser.

I have a would burning stove with a grill.

There are some bargains there, I might get one.

I think it is a design flaw in the gasket.

It's rubber and metal and they have separated, the one I fitted this time is a different design, maybe for that reason.

Have you got some figures to back that up from a reliable and verified source? Thought not.

Well it was definitely the inner gasket, not sure what type was in, pretty sure it was a Commetic.

Everyone looks tall next to you.

You mean he is heterosexual.