Buckster

Those DBM’s are going to love you.

It’s damaged so he isn’t going to give you much.

Sounds contrived. How did you arrange it?

It’s still pink.

It’s the right colour for a Honda, pink.

Something Chinese no doubt.

Someone has been taking lessons from @Saul.

When did he learn to write?

No.

I though the tradition was for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, not a pile of shit.

I received some gentleman's reading material today. Properly labeled as well. I do happen to have ginormous gonads.

A year to do a two week ride is pointless.

Okay, who sent a picture of a dirty bike to Pete?

Just as well Pete isn't here to see this shit.

I'm going to grass you up.

That's how you get stabbed.

It's amazing how it looks like you are talking about someone else since you switched to they/them pronouns.

I'm a shit magnet. That's how I ended up with you lot.

I had the pleasure of a conversation with a conspiracy theorist the other day and when I say “pleasure” I mean WTF?!? Now keep in mind that this guy engaged me in conversation, I didn’t speak to him. Talking about going down the rabbit hole, I imagine it was like talking face to face with @zzzak. His entire life is dominated by complete fantasy where he is being sought by clandestine forces. He pretty quickly decided that I had pictures of him and that people had told me things about him even though we had just met and he had initiated contact. It was full blown mental illness. In a short time he asked me if I was police, military, mossad, a Freemason and no I didn’t feed into his paranoia, he was a complete fruitcake. The care in the community system has definitely failed, it might be time to go back to funny farms and lobotomies. By the time I got away from him I was open to getting a lobotomy myself.

You think?