Buckster

It hit 28c here today, about 50 gingers have died, unfortunately they breed like rats so there are still plenty left.

Try petrol and a match.

It's great, to take the wheel off I unbolted the wheel dropped the bike to the ground to pull the axle then lifted the bike off the wheel.

Safer that way.

No need for the cat in the U.K. anyway.

I’ve never seen you use so many words at once. Are you okay?

You can’t say “shit”.

You can give us the update in 15 years.

If I had the space.

More likely a certain Suzuki with a rotary damper.

You have been day drinking again haven't you?

I have an 18" in the shed ready for it once I have worn out the front tyre on the current 16".

Do they do an oil catch can for the shaft?

So today was the shakedown ride, I was only going to do fifty miles but did twice that, it was too nice out. Went exploring the kingdom of Fife. I aimed the bike at every joint in the road, every rut, every bit of banding to see if it would get upset but it shrugged it all off. It feels like I have new tyres. A little bit of extra vibration at tickover and at about 3000 rpm which was expected, more a buzz than anything, that should disappear after 300 to 500 miles. I was definitely barreling into corners on the way back, the handling feels rock solid.

You mean the number plate?

It doesn't piss oil everywhere.

Out and about. My new back wheel looks amazing.

Has your dog got a turkey neck?

Okay I'll ban you for 24 hours.

So when were the valve clearances checked in the Indian?

Keep general banter for the general section, in the other sections try to stay on topic. We will be cleaning up any threads where things have gone off the rails. I'm as guilty as anyone in this and will be deleting my own stuff as well. Try to avoid overly vulgar comments and humour as well, just base it on how you would feel if your wife/sister/daughter saw it. Anything that we think crosses the line will be deleted. We can't attract new members if the place is a sausage factory.

Don't start that shit again.