Buckster

We might have a collection and get one for you then.

Buy a Vespa, you will just take drugs instead.

The Crimean war.

Not at all, cigarettes are full of chemicals, good cigars are pure tobacco. Plus you inhale all that crap into your lungs.

You don't tell the truth either.

Has he got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory?

Twat.

That reminds me, I need some bleach.

He is hiding from the RSPCA

Well they do say you should dress appropriately for your date.

Maybe the old woman only spoke to you because you stink of piss.

He will soon know everything and be telling you he is a viking.

It's the same as @Marcel's bike, just a different badge. Some of them have weak gearboxes.

Good idea.

It’s lucky you are a short arse.

You checked didn’t you?

Shouldn’t that rotation arrow be pointing the other way?

Not finished yet? You could mould a new tyre quicker than this.

The additive kits seem to be a soldering iron with a tube to feed the plastic through, I was thinking of doing something similar to when I weld aluminium, put some sort of backing plate in then do an additive weld.

Normally when someone says “trust me”, it means they have no clue.