Buckster

Tyre fitted to the wheel and balanced, £20.

I use silicon grease, red rubber grease reacts with dot 4 brake fluid.

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Since the 1970’s

Tilting Motor Works. If I ever get to the point I cannot ride two wheels then I will consider it.

Is it true that Pete, a Welshman, wants you to go to an abandoned mine with him and he has suggested you wear a sheepskin jacket inside out on the trip? I think we can see where this is going.

You are going to get bummed for sure.

The EBC discs are floaters, I have used solids before and I was able to get them quickly, they are here now. I will see how they last but I want to have a proper look at the brakes and see if there are any reasons they may be failing, I have new pistons and seals here as well so will rebuild the calipers while I am on.

She married up.

Where is the BSA Punjabi anyway?

That’s code for being the product of incest.

I’m pretty sure you are going to the other place.

Go on then, just this once.

Stop whining, forum bitch.

Well it is @Marcel and we need to make allowances for the fact he is retarded.

Did you just tell the poor thing where the thermometer goes?

What do you think folks? Should we let him change it?

That could have won but you have put the KTM in now.

I am just doing Gods work.

That would have been a BOTM contender, it would have got my vote. Such a shame.

Is someone questioning the moderator?

Not sure if your bike picture is wonderful enough to enter into BOTM? Post it here and let everyone rip the piss out of it.

It’s that time again, get those pictures submitted for bike of the month, so for everyone except for @Six30 here are the rules. 1. One picture entry per person, no posting multiple pictures, once you have entered a picture that is the one you will be stuck with. 2. Picture must have been taken in May, outside, away from home. 3. Overtly photoshopped pictures will result in a ban for the month. 4. Multiple pictures on this thread of the same bike will result in a ban, there will be a discussion thread in the gallery if you are needy and want other people to tell you if your picture is crap. 5. Picture must be in landscape format (for @Marcel that means the big measurement is along the bottom of the picture and the smaller measurement is up the side). 6. The winner for April cannot enter with the same bike! If the previous months winner has another bike then they can enter with a picture of that. 7. The bike must have been owned by you during that month so yes @Marcel, you can enter a picture of the Honda turd burglar that you took in May. Moderator decisions are final. This submissions thread will be open from now until the evening of Monday 29th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place over two days with the Poll closing 7pm Wednesday 31st. Special rules for @Six30 1. You’re banned until July. 2. You don’t ride anyway. 3. Everyone hates you.