Buckster

Duh.

Are you trying to take Pete's title of Captain Obvious?

We aren't even the same species.

You should get some advice from @Marcel about a paint job, maybe you can make it look like a KTM, afterall he made his KTM look like a Honda.

Get a GoPro, video it then extract a still image.

Assuming it could find the key for the garage.

Is this anything like the augmented reality of a @busabeast ride report?

The black one looks just like @Marcel’s bike.

That’s the same reason we let you stay on here.

I just Velcro them to my beard.

No, you are only a bigot if you don’t prefer the one on the right.

@Six30 would, especially the one on the right.

Should have gone to….oh wait….

They are really comfortable, very very fast in a straight line, think top fuel dragster on the road type of fast. Corners require a lot of planning though, the massive rear tyre and ridiculous weight mean they just don’t want to turn in. They are just an exercise in excess, a novelty bike really, I would have one in a heartbeat.