Buckster

Now it makes sense.

What part of "bike" doesn't he understand?

What shade of blue is that? It looks familiar.

Next you will be saying their paws are “hands”. Also dogs are not your babies.

So many rules.

Alternatively you can ride a bike that is the colour of a dildo and people will avoid you.

You would.

KFC, Kentucky Fried Cock.

Or van drivers.

Well after a quick stop at Tesco in Mablethorpe (I shit you not), I checked the weather forecast and whatever I did I was likely to end up riding home in the rain so I headed up and across the Humber bridge and did a sprint up the A19 and I am now home in Edinburgh. I did 355 miles today, in total since Thursday afternoon I have done 980 miles and I didn't use the bike at all on Saturday. A few pictures from the trip. Pink BMW for @Six30 because he is a puff. Yellow BMW for @Marcel le Moose Fondler because he is too chicken to race @busabeast Water tower and zombie research centre. Wildlife. AJS, the real thing, tax ran out 18 years ago, it was in use and obviously well maintained.

He probably lives in Hoo with the pikeys.

Innov seem to get the best reviews although at a price.

Must be a shithole.

So what town do live in? You are too light skinned to be from gravesend.

I'll take a run up the east coast this morning.

In the absence of knowing which town you live in the best guess based on what we know is Strood or Snodland.

He’s a pussy.

I reckon he would outride you any day of the week.

And the picture of the elephant man at the end.

I don’t like you that much.