Buckster

I saw Turkey score against the Dutch, I was in the chippy, the owner is a Turk, I almost got free fish and chips.

Skank panzer.

A taller rider.

Could be worse, I saw three castles yesterday and I did less than 100 miles, I'm sick of the damn things, they are everywhere.

So what are you lot doing, the weather forecast isn't good here but I have loads to do anyway, not limited to getting a picture of our new Prime Minister up in the library next to the picture of the King. Oh I just realised, I don't have a library. I'll have beer instead.

He doesn't know, he has reached that age.

He identifies as a pirate, he is gender ambiguous.

Hey @Marcel le Moose Fondler, what’s it like not being the tallest person on the forum? Personally I wouldn’t know, hence why I am asking.

You bought it? Did he take the other one off you?

You bellend, it’s not easy to see with the fork covers, there is a little bit of streaking on one of them, I am waiting to see if any runs down the fork leg over night, I noticed the front end felt a little off today, not planted at low speed and a slight drift to the left at speed if I took my hands off the bars.

Pretty sure one of my fork seals is leaking.

Why @zzzak doesn’t go outside.

And they all have a full compliment of limbs.

I have a Cardo, good bit of kit.

Not as accurate as mine.

A lot more there than in Texas.

If the cam lasts 1200 miles then it would be fine for about ten years.

Err, if she is a lesbian wouldn’t she appreciate you pointing out some nice tits on a bird? I’m pretty sure lesbians have pretty much the same tastes as straight men, that’s why they are lesbians.

Just call her “shitfer”.