Buckster

What I got from this is you are unable to give anything but a nonsensical account of how life comes from non life so you are flouncing before everyone realises what a bellend you are. Like the band hiding in the bus depot, it seems you are still there at least existentially. As for the rest of your ravings, I can see you want them to go unanswered so you can imagine some sort of win for your narcissistic supply so I will let you have that rather than damage your clearly fragile and fractured ego any further. It is clear that something or someone hurt you during your formative years. Hopefully you haven't paid that forward to your progeny even though you have failed to deal with it yourself. Watch the door on the way out, it swings back violently.

Or free mirrors?

Zero chance of the old battery recovering.

I’m off to church to pray for forgiveness for what I was planning on saying on the subject.

There are usually dogs involved when @Six30 is out as well.

He has pretty much made it his own empire hasn’t he after dissolving and reforming the new support company back in what? 2014?

If only you could read.

Be careful your fat arse doesn’t exceed that weight limit.

I’ll be riding tomorrow, that much is true.

That’s the new battery on, it has some serious cranking power. I have the NOCO charger on my old battery now to see it it can recover it, although I doubt it.

Reminds me of the time I got a puncture as I rode into Los Angeles after 2400 miles in three days. Nursed it down to the dealers and at first they wanted to book it in, I pointed out I had ridden in from Georgia and would only be there for a couple of days, they promptly dropped everything and did it immediately. There was a guy from Canada waiting who had trailered his bike down who started complaining. The workshop guy told him to shut the fuck up and said real riders got priority.

Battery is here and on charge. Weighs about a quarter of the one I have taken out. The old one is looking a bit bulgy on the sides.

Mawsley spotted https://www.facebook.com/share/r/Cg1j297d6Ho2wJJZ/

Yeah, they identified him as a ginger ponce with a penchant for midgets? He had to leave quick.

My bike is a 2008 and this will be its third battery so it is averaging 1 battery every 8 years, now remind me how long that battery has been in the Affy?

The moose herds?

Car parks with the van just out of shot.

Must be protected by the man fat running out of your arse.

Onions peppers and mushrooms with flank steak.

I have got a charger with it.

Ordered one, will have it tomorrow.

Nice avatar.

Looks like they are about £60 more than a standard battery but they have a five year warranty.