I just tried unsuccessfully to cut my thumb off. Trying to get a top of a bottle but mananaged to snap the top off the bottle instead, ended up slicing my thumb just above and just below the joint.
That time you walked past a window and felt cold air on your neck, you said grandma was speaking to you, what was she saying?
”Fix the fucking window you lazy ginger twat!”
There are eye witness accounts of Jesus and he exists in the historical record.
The only people who believe in ghosts are bellends, gingers and ginger bellends.