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But I don't have it again Fred! I had some sort of Cortisone tablets and Laurimic cream. Just searched now and it appears I was rubbing Fanny Cream all over myself!

I tell you something......there'd be incoherent warnings by PM going out left, right, and centre on another forum now due to this outbreak of foul language, scabby bodies, and bouffant pubes! Fuck it.....I think I'll send one to myself just for the hell of it!

Fucking trolling with a pink bike! Where's @BusBoy to sort this shit out?

It went last July with tablets and cream the doctor gave me....so it's a bit late for that now Fred! It was bad though.......all my nuts were covered as well so that's why it was though to be Jock Itch. (You won't like the photos of that on Google)

I just looked at pics now.....and it does look similar. It appears that if you had chickenpox as a kid (which I did) then the virus stays in you and can come back as Shingles. This info was interesting: People older than age 60 are up to 10 times more likely to get shingles than younger people.

I'd rather you didn't!

They're not fucking ginger.....it's the light!

And Wise Old Retro knows who's Mr Smooth don't you Rog?

Well I did have this at the beginning of June.......took a couple of months to go. Doctor thought it was a fungal infection (Jock Itch) which is the same thing as Athlete's foot but all over the body. Warning (particularly @Grasshopper's Ride)......this is a bit graphic!

.....with Man Bags!

Question for the Covid people! Did any of you suffer from a rash? If so......where on the body and do you have a photo?

Damn right Bob! And I freely admit that I now ride with more reckless abandon than when the kids were small. I think you go through phases.....young and mad, married with kids (very careful), old and enthusiastic.

You had it as well Ian?

So do I take from that that you haven't yet been Brutally Murdered on a Rideout to Mablethorpe Clive?

But I'm not a doddery old git.......and neither is @Clive by the sound of it!

How tall are you Fro?

Pedro knows me too well!

You're not old though are you?

Yeh.....the heat is the danger for sure! As you recall, I got caught back in the Summer when the wall of heat came down at 11AM not 2PM. But you can't live your life over-analysing every possibility where something could go wrong......you just get on and do it. And the thing is, most of us on here are at the stage where the words "Life in Prison" doesn't worry us one bit!

Why?

Not going to happen Pedro! I don't crash at low speeds.....never have! My last one was in 1978 at 110mph........I wouldn't accept anything less now!

It is much easier than the conventional method!

Now that's a Clickbait title if ever there was! I'm referring to a strange phenomenon that's been happening to me over the last year or two. No......not actually getting brutally murdered on a Rideout.......people worrying that I'm going to get brutally murdered on a Rideout. So why do they think this? Well it's a combination of the strange places I get to like Abandoned Villages, Railway Stations, Factories, Warehouses etc........and me being an OAP. I don't get that response on here, but I used to get it on another forum! In fact @Richzx6r was one of those who was always concerned for my safety! I get inundated with it on FB groups though! In fact one Romanian guy in the UK who's a FB friend is moving to Spain this year and he's told me that he's going to act as my bodyguard on these trips. And he's a huge guy and ex Romanian military! Got this image in my mind of him turning up with AK47's or something! So does anybody else get this sort of thing? And why do none of the people who've known me for years have this pathological fear of me getting brutally murdered on a Rideout? While everybody else does!