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Hi Simon.....good to see you!

I just heard that apparently me and @Six30 were trying to compete with each other on who could be the biggest twat on another forum! I had no idea there was an actual competition going on........did you Six? If I'd known I would have tried a bit harder! And apparently the knives went in after some people complained that we were filling the board with shit.

Six can't take that much then?

Here's the photo we're considering using! Now we need @Mawsley to come up with some poetic clickbait delivered in his own inimitable style! Come on Dave......you're not going to let Michelle down are you? And if any of you think they can come up with a good intro......then let's hear it

I didn't mean they were an item! Well as far as I know!

I think Bender's Bitch @Six30 has history with him I think!

Him, Rich, and Clive got their collar felt!

Fantastic Michelle......the quality of that vid is amazing!

What?

Neither do I......but I have my sources who are still on there! Apparently it's DIY Central there now!

Word on the street is that they're now calling you "Bender's Bitch" over there behind your back! Anybody else heard that?

@Six30 is here......has he asked permission from Bendover?

What did I tell you?

There's some real Hannibal Lecter psychos in that place isn't there?

That's pretty decent Fred! We're forecast more rain next week!

I don't even know how they used to access that cave in the cliff Michelle.....cos there's no real drive or path leading up to it. Maybe they went in via the other side......cos I have seen some that go right through the ground and out the other side.

You've always lived in that area Keith?

Now if you could get some shots inside Rampton?

At last I'm now allowed to go outside the town perimeter. However it was 12c with grey skies and terrible light.......typical UK scenario. Absolutely grim! It's very difficult to get a decent pic or vid in those conditions but I gave it a go. The whole thing is pretty bleak really.....sort of like being back in Britain! But without the braindead twats staggering round obviously. So welcome to my nightmare!

The fucking idiot knows it well I'm sure Chris! Looks like he's turning into another @Buckster I'd say!

Yeh......but we've never seen where you live! So it's something new for us!

Bethan and Dewi!

@Tym @Clive......I'm sure there's a name for guys who claim to ride bikes but never have any pictures?

So where's the pics?