boboneleg

In one of the photos you can clearly see the mattress that the DBM's had laid out for him

Brilliant stuff Chris , looks like you had much better weather than I did but with that comes crowds. Nice tip about arriving for lunch at 11.45 , I shall have to try and remember that one. Even though your knee gave you grief I'm sure you enjoyed the trip

Your fascination with old relics is understandable at your age .............

Cheap to run that way, No tax or insurance to pay edit : should have read Saul's reply first. I have a mate who still runs an Africa Twin on french plates.

Sorry but I couldn't get through all that, reading War & Peace would have been easier. Anyway what do I know, I'm just a braindead gammon. But I do ride a bike , even on one leg ...........

That doesn't include you then , you don't even speak the language for a start ............

They're on eBay for £25 right now

I see that the menu this evening will be lobster avec kerosene

Twat, there were dogs involved . Try getting them and my son on your bike

Ersilia has gone to Jerez today for some sort of dancing festival. I've told her to get me something Moto GP related , sod the dancing

There are loads of features on those maps you're using

Dog walking on Saturday , no bike riding for me this weekend .Collect my wife from the airport on Sunday . I feckin hate airports ..........

Why do we have to see all these bikes that are clearly aimed at our friends across the pond. Another bike that is pointless for our roads

I shall retort then , although this is nowhere near as grotty as that ............

Don't despair , you can always request photos of his groin from our resident flasher

Or there's stuff like this ...................... Why you even bother with that wanky platform (twitter X or whatever it's called this week) I fail to understand

Yep, unless your racing the V4 Ducati's are pointless as well, especially on UK roads. The thing about the KTM's is that rich twats will buy them for riding along trails and then wonder why they're overheating , stuttering on the throttle or ending up in a ditch

Absolutely pointless unless you ride rally's

You're supposed to be Welsh , where's your bucket hat .............

I had exactly the same Clive when I ordered a bulb for me car, probably the same company , at least it wasn't damaged

Exactly where I remember it from Dave