boboneleg

and the tyres are only semi-gay

Yes, but you have to remember that he has a gay crush on me

When I was in the RN and training we had curfew, not that it did a lot of good. I preferred the greeting by the officer in the morning to wake you........... 'Hands off cocks, hands on socks'

When do I get my gold star ? I got about 5 in junior school but it's about 53 years since I got my last one

That happened to me Yen

I spoke to my Niece and Nephew to see what they thought, they will both have it but lots of their friends said they're not going to bother. It's going to be tough getting some youngsters to get a vaccine

That looks bloody tedious....................... Whereas that looks bloody ace

Duh doo ron ron ron ron, duh do ron ron.........................

I like that

Oh dear

No problem at all, no side effects whatsoever

There speaks a typical Harley snob

Like donkey piss crossings

Lovely photos Pete but you've got some neck calling that a water crossing. That's just where some Donkey had pissed in the hedge

Touche

Nice one Fred, just remember that as I lost mine first so I have seniority The Begwyn Hills, I love it up there That step doesn't look as big as it used to be, I can remember wrestling my 950 up there about ten years and then firing the big girl up over the step. I really don't think I could do that nowadays. You must be the only trail rider to have gone out riding with two monopeds

Why don't you sound like Officer Crabtree ?? I feel cheated

You must mean ' El Ginge '

+ 1

Bloody excellent that is Ian, I'm going to see if they've got a simular guide for my neck of the woods.

I'm voting for Sofia for daring to rest on her bike

Enough of this .................................... Let's have a tune by the smoothest singer in the world, ever

If it was owned previously by Lee Salt then it will have done a few Desert Rallies and have spent most of it's life being bounced off the rev limiter. Have a look at the some of the prices Colwyn Bay ask for some of their other bikes. There are loads of CRF1000/1100 's about, personally I would never buy a bike from them.

Well that reeled you in a treat , you fucking Haddock