boboneleg

This .................... fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He won't be much longer

New name for Xtreme , Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzack

I like the look of Shitty Latrines, is that like a basin on the canal behind your bike ?

Nothing wrong with a pair of muffs @MooN , I have them on the Donkey for the Dragon Rally and the colder months. With heated grips as well it means I can wear thin gloves all year around

Feckin poof

They've done that for years Pete, I think the difference is it's being pushed by governments .

Well done @Grasshopper's Ride for getting out. BOTM contender here imo

I'm pretty certain that the boffins are are hot on the case of a 'one shot vaccinne' and eventually it will become like smallpox etc

Makes my eyes water

OMG, you were lucky to get out alive

Let’s be fair, you wouldn’t expect anything else on a night out in Cardiff

Mate , we're here and we're looking at that buffoon and we're bewildered as well

You couldn't make it up could you

You're on, better buy some Bourbons

She and her partner (KatieM) were in the hotel room next to me and Clive. When Clive went out on the balcony he noticed knickers hanging on a makeshift washing line on her balcony. I told him to go back out and see if there was a 'bulge' in the front of her knickers

That's quite a rare Africa Twin RD04 in those colours, tell him I have some spares if he needs anything

Don't pre-load Fred , you know what will happen ............................

As in 'they actually work'

Jenny Morgan smoked all my cigars when we were doing an event in the Pyrenees

Witney is about 70 miles from Bristol, I might be riding by then

We've got a low mileage black one for sale if you fancy it Fred