boboneleg

Makes my eyes water

OMG, you were lucky to get out alive

Let’s be fair, you wouldn’t expect anything else on a night out in Cardiff

Mate , we're here and we're looking at that buffoon and we're bewildered as well

You couldn't make it up could you

You're on, better buy some Bourbons

She and her partner (KatieM) were in the hotel room next to me and Clive. When Clive went out on the balcony he noticed knickers hanging on a makeshift washing line on her balcony. I told him to go back out and see if there was a 'bulge' in the front of her knickers

That's quite a rare Africa Twin RD04 in those colours, tell him I have some spares if he needs anything

Don't pre-load Fred , you know what will happen ............................

As in 'they actually work'

Jenny Morgan smoked all my cigars when we were doing an event in the Pyrenees

Witney is about 70 miles from Bristol, I might be riding by then

We've got a low mileage black one for sale if you fancy it Fred

It's the Ducati 916 SPS for me, I have no desire to ride one (can't tuck my leg up enough) I think they are a work of art

My KTM640 Adventure had a left hand kickstart. Not a great thing for me, luckily it was leccy start as well. I only kick started it once , used my right leg. I was so happy that I’d started it that I did a little jig around the car park

I've got one of those, she's a 1961 but still gorgeous in my opinion.

You're welcome to have a go anytime Chris, it would make an interesting comparison with your Tiger.

Definitely his fault and you have the evidence to back your claim. Tell her not to worry , he's pulled out in front of her , she has the right of way.

Take no notice , it's pure jealousy, plus I have proper alloys not wheels that were sprayed by some kerbside auto merchant.

Yes, he was definitely a weird fish

Come on Tym , your left hand is for changing gear, right hand for wanking . Preferably not at the same time

Somebody won them both one year, I think it was Bruce