boboneleg

That's feckin hilarious when you put it like that

An absolute classic

Sex is overrated Tym, 5 minutes of huffing and puffing for what ?? . I'm just letting you know incase you're thinking of trying it soon

and as you can see mine looks nothing like that.........................

You told everyone this was my van ....................

Perhaps we'll all have to get a van ........................ although according to him I've got one already

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, 1st April

is that you getting your early excuse in

What are you waiting for then, get out there and get that BOTM shot

Give her a paintbrush and let her get on with it.................

There's an old saying............... He who puts barge in lovely scenery ruins scenery

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh we've got a conspiracy theorist

I see @Buckster's vote has gone all flaccid

It’s nice on toast

A song for @XTreme

Obviously her better half