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And that's why you're an ugly twat as my insults hit you smack on the face

That’s Ersilia’s favourite, she puts a couple of dried chilli’s in to spice it up a bit

Nice one Ray, very simular to the one I had years ago

When was the last time you went to confession .............

It's Tym, there's no telling what the true subject is................

I used to work with a driver called Dave Watts, he wouldn't beleive me that he had a song with his name until I lent him my cassette album

pseudonym

So @Tym reckons you may have a hot ass @Slowlycatchymonkey . If you're that bored today go and get Mr Slowly to take a photo and we'll judge

I'm just trying to not look as old as I really am ...........

Au contraire mon ami, from what I've seen in the past our Ren does ok with the ladies

My mate did that about four years ago, p/x'ed his Speed Triple for a Himlayan. We took the piss as the dealer wheeled out of the showroom saying ' you seem to have just lost 105bhp in one go Tony '

We're fine, we've been throwing insults at each other for about 15 years. Most of it goes right over my head as I'm sure it does for the bus driver

Thank you Lurch

Well the wearherman lied here, it was supposed to be raining early and then showers. Infact it's glorious sunshine but I have commited to a walk with Paolo so no bike riding for me. On the upside there will be rugby later and I have several different stouts to try (as we are playing Ireland) , so it's not all bad

https://www.udiscovermusic.com/stories/best-prog-rock-songs/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

Feckin BINGO.................... for once I win

Just proves that God is a twat, why would you make the tallest peeps go down mines

Yeah but what shoe size are you ? nudge, nudge

Are you taking the piss.....................

Is that a kicker Ray ? the early ones weren't that clever.