boboneleg

So today was what you might call an adventure. I’ve been looking forward to riding the pave (cobbled) roads for three years now and they didn’t disappoint. The weather however was something else, when it rains in France it feckin rains, none of this namby pamby stuff. I’m sat in an Irish bar in Compiegne now having a couple of pints of Guinness

That @MooN is hiding again now I’m in France. He better be around to make me a coffee tomorrow ️

That lady brightened up my day, she’d do well on here. She most certainly wasn’t a snowflake

It’s like weather

Had a couple of these to wash it down, looks like I may get a bit wet tomorrow 🌧

Fuck eating horse , I went for some proper meat ......

So I’m in France now, long day and pretty knackered. Met a complete nutter on the tunnel, she wasn’t all there but she sure can ride a big GS....

It's been done for a while, the Honda Zoomer/Rukus........................

Your right, I didn't think about that

I would (the one on the right )

Not Gay !!

That ‘shit on it’ you refer to is obviously flies, which proves that Lorenzo drives his car faster than you’ve ridden a bike

Do they sell Teutonic oil belchers at top price......................... asking for a friend

10 days

That's perfect , you should get a t-shirt made for yourself

Poor bugger has had a rough time in recent years and it shows

Beat me to it, a scooter would be much quicker though

Actually that ‘tour pack ‘ looks about enough to put your pants in

Dodging feckin puddles again .............

But you can't polish a turd no matter what you throw at it

Well done @Buckster, long way to travel for a weekend rally.

I refer you to this delightful morsel that was handed to me in hospital last year .....

You've got your head on upside down again, you silly great lump ...........