boboneleg

Fucking BT (British Telecom) For 5 weeks these wires have been hanging out of the box on our house, broadband is dropping in and out. They sent an engineer 4 weeks ago who declared that it 'isn't my job' , since then they've opened and closed 3 fault reports saying that the problem has been resolved and yet this morning it still looks like this............. The wankers have sent me a mini-hub (which I didn't ask for) and today they are sending me a super duper new hub which will apparently fix the problem

My KTM400 never had any key at all

Exactly what I was thinking, took me back to the 'Granary' , a sweaty rock club in Bristol back in the day .

I 'll try most foods but that looks like puke , sorry

Well it definitely works cos I rode it home The principle of the solder seal connectors is the same as you do it (and how I used to do it) but without all the faff. All you need are some wire strippers and a good heat gun .

I had a 'catastrophic ignition failure' (my boss's words ) at work today on the donkey as I attempted to go home. No lights, no ignition , nothing. I bought this bike off a mate of mine, when he went to buy it a year earlier the original owner had lost the keys so he had to hot wire it My mate then built in an ignition with a toggle switch built in, I have never been completely happy with it and today it failed. He used block connectors to join the wiring and the constant movement of the wiring around the headstock had caused the terminals to break free from the connectors and hence the failure. We cut the connectors out and re-joined the wiring with solder seal connectors, these make a much neater job and are far less bulky. I just sent my mate a message and he has got a bit bolshy saying that the connectors we've used are rubbish . My boss and me are more than happy with the job, we've both used the solder seal connectors for various wiring jobs in the past and neither of us has had a failure . Does anyone else use these , what are your experience's ?

That's fancy

Thank god for muffs , it was feckin freezing riding into work this morning

I bet they're quality ................

Oh dear, looks like @Six30 has lent his crayons to @zzzak

He doesn't look too keen on that water...............

Well you've got a good chance at TOTY haven't you Rich ...............

Wow, your new friends must be chuffed. Superb performance by Morocco . Portugal's turn tonight

My apologies, it was Enchilada's but I scoffed them before remembering to take a photo

So you should be , you're not Spanish

Nice , we're having Mexican tonight. I'll try to remember to take a photo.

Did you here that wanker Tory minister yesterday saying that the nurses going on strike would play right into Putin's hand , wtf has it got to do with Putin. What a feckin knob https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1705227/Conservative-strikes-nurses-NHS-rail-Christmas-Nadhim-Zahawi-Vladimir-Putin-latest-vn?ref=todayheadlines.live

Nice one @Pedro, you’re having to much fun now, time to come back to dreary Europe

It's not your problem Saul and I won't go into details but I was shocked at the total lack of care in the phone calls I received from Ipswich and London ?? over a 27 hour period. Not once did I speak to a doctor (as promised) and the final caller just wanted to tick me off her box . I have the upmost respect for the NHS , having spent several periods in hospital in the last 20 years but I will never ring 111 again.

No van anymore