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I will be mainly getting anxious this weekend . Paolo ended up in A&E on Monday, it was gastroenteritis. He's Ok now but myself and Ersilia have felt sick all week with stomach cramps and we're meant to be flying on Thursday

Cool, are you taking many bibles in your caravan trailer

I voted for @Six30 , for no other reason than to shut the moaning f*cker up

He so obviously wants a big pork sausage

Correct

Here's some just for you Pete.................

Cheers for the heads up @Sir Fallsalot

You picked such a great area of Spain to live. Monosyllabic grunting buffoons, DMB's , shopping in Albollox, too hot to ride ................ What you say @Skippy , @Slowlycatchymonkey

Bondage gear, butt plug racks etc need to be secured well .........

Just started this ...............

Yeah, what's that one called Midsummer mystery's or something like that ? I go through Midsomer Norton quite a lot but people are still alive, I haven't seen any death and destruction .

I reckon 5 years , I've only had to use it once but that was in the middle of a French forest and it certainly saved the day .............

Where do I start Tools suitable for both bikes (I have feckall for the Sled). Tin with various nuts and bolts, solderless nipples. fuses. WD40, JB Weld , length of wire and a couple of electrical connectors, chain split link (520 &525) , spare inner tubes , compressor, tyre levers, lift jack. I've probably missed something , oh ! and a leatherman in my pocket.

Those are Bridgstone Adventurecross AX41's

You're probably like me Fred, unless it's moving around a bit it just doesn't feel right

Nice conclusive and well thought through statement @skyrider

Absolutley not but I'm useless on road tyres

Apart from one short ride in February I haven't ridden my Desert Sled for 6 months , I'm not taking it out while there's salt and shit on the roads. I did buy some tyres for it this week though

It's been a while since we heard anything from her, I hope their re-location went ok. Anyone heard from her on facebook or anything ?

So please tell me all about the 'Racing' you do @XTreme

Nah, you've overstepped the mark there ..........

Did you ever get it on your knob ................... asking for a friend

Tease