I did try to learn a little Spanish years ago..........went to the bar and asked for coffee con leche por favor......he said "your Spanish is quite good......but we speak Mallorcan".....shot down in flames......I never bothered after that.......did not tip the twat either.
Yep thats the wifes hair colour
Glasses....them too
Dress......mmmm....don't think she has one.
She ain't got a tan like that.
2 out of 4 ain't a bad score..