Clive

Me and my wife are having the cheap cremation, just from place of death to the local crem, and ashes returned to family in a polythene bag. Hope it don't happen anytime soon as our kids have made us dip into the fund.

But my gauge lies through its teeth anyway. From full to half full, slow........half full to empty.....very fast

Same here, put £10 of E5 in yesterday and the gauge hardly moved.

Well that was easy, so easy that I don't know why I bother locking it.

My wife calls her sister Mrs. Bucket.....Carbon copy.

Got to break into my shed ....locked it up with keys inside.....only have a spare key for one of the padlocks.

Saturday...watch the World Superbikes...maybe do the food shopping. Sunday....the outlaws are calling in to tell us what a absolutely fantastic time they had on holiday.

Well I will be ........there is a UCR only half a mile from here, not that I will try to negotiate it on the scoot. ....end up on my arse if I did.

After tonight's run I have decided to keep the scoot......did not fancy a trip to Wolverhampton anyway, they talk really funny down there.

I know there is/was some UCR roads around here, but with me always been on road bikes/scoots I never bothered looking for them, Retford 45 mins from here.

I was given a hours pass. when I was in my teens this was a 10ft wide river.

https://www.chad.co.uk/news/people/off-roaders-now-banned-from-the-desert-in-mansfield-after-council-decision-3851683 They use to come from far and wide to ride here.

I do not think its off-road credentials are very good, from what I read the suspension is more road orientated. Nowhere around here to ride off road, if you do the law is soon on your back.

The scoot will do 85mph flat out, but I do most of my riding at 60mph at the most. Had no response to my (cheeky) offer as yet.

1......I ride alone (my riding buddy (occasionally) is wrapped up with his touring buddies lately) 2......I rarely ride, and when I do its only at most 10 miles from home. The majority of local roads are are 30, 40 or 50mph limits, I have never been on the motorway with the scoot. 4.....it will be something to do, the scoot is in such good condition that all I can do is wash or polish it, at my rate of milage it will be 2024 before it needs a oil change. 5.....Cheap to tax and insure.

Yep you heard it right.

125cc

Offered him £425........I hate people who say "What's the lowest you will take for it?".......

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2490582547771124/ .... maybe a winter project......have to sell the scoot to finance it.

I got the leg of my jeans caught on the footpeg, i ended up under the bike, but glad I was only doing 1mph.

It was nice in Farmfoods, nice and cool in there, walked out of the door and......

I am going out!!! To Farmfoods.

Not reached us...........yet.

Was misty here earlier, gone now, sun beaming down.

Wierd looking Ducati.