Clive

She says No!..No! And No!

Wife would never agree to that. Even if I had a passport.

We have a airport quite close to us.....dont need signs or a sat nav to get there.

Would like to be well-travelled, but the opportunities never arose.

Lack of having a current passport.......wifey had a quick look at prices on the islands.......then fainted.

It has been a few years since we used air travel, would have to renew our passports, and I don't think it is really worth it. Looks like Jersey or Guernsey is the furthest we could fly, but I hear its damn expensive there, so that rules that out.

Stanstead!...Will they ever finish building work in that place.

Me on Sunday. Me on Monday I may go out today. Maybe not.

Whooo!..air travel, how exciting! Not.

You win the prize

Vauxhall.

It a age thing. Mine is my inner ear problems, my wife just says "What the fuck are you doing on the floor"

A bit like my (occasional) riding buddy.....he had a TMax500 and developed a itch for a TMax560. He paid £12,000 for a new one, disliked so many things about it.......6months later it was sold back to CMC Clay Cross, he lost nigh on 4 grand.......the grass ain't always greener came to mind.

Once again I had a similar car, K reg too, but mine was white White seems to be a recurring theme with me.

I have just looked on DVLA website, and the Capri (1.6 GT) is still on there!! Well sort of, last taxed in August........................1987

Mine was like that, but white.......the bloody thing rusted away before i had finished paying for it.

I may upset the apple cart next month.

Village hall ...we ain't got one.. Mansfield is a town.

Best idea you stay in your gay area.

Bloody horrible day at Donington Park.......glad I did not go now.

In our town many taxis are Dacia Logans.

I had a Skoda Favorit for about 1 ( before I got a firms car) year, it did everything I expected of a (cheap at the time) car, sold it for what I bought it for. My German pal had a Yeti, he really liked it, he was going to upgrade to a Skoda Kodiac (spelt wrong?) But it was too big to fit in his garage.

3 of them were only fit for the scrap yard while he owned them.... Original Mini, a iconic car, but now astronomical prices. I think you need a trip to Mathewsons Classic Car auction.

If memory serves me right I think the only car my dad in law did not own (while i knew him) was a Lada. Citroen DS19.....Moskovich.....FSO Polonez.....Skoda Estelle x2..... and f@@king Yugo, none of them lasted very long, in his last driving years he drove a Maestro.