Cupid Stunt

My farts sound like Honda I went to the doctors and told him, he asked what I normally drink, I told him Absynth He said that explains it, "Absynth make the fart go Honda"

I used to think "itchyfanny" was a Japanese motorcycle company back in the 70's

What sort of idiot puts a chain just on the rear wheel and not chained to anything else?

Yes https://www.abrfestival.com/

Anyone here going? Yes - for you're a gay twat No - for I'd rather go ride somewhere

Wow, another inappropriate B.O.T.M. submission :)

Fuck off Ian, I never do anything on my bikes, when I had dirt bikes I'd scrape some mud off if I came over all "Pete-ish" oh and change my own tyres, apart from that I never kept them long enough to warrant an oil change Oh, I replaced the clutch in my Pegaso once

Bollocks am I, I take action shots, not posed pouty lips and high heels wearing a bikini, wanker

It's been going on for decades, way before twattok numbnuts

I'm not on twattok you wankstain They come over to FB, are you offended cos you wear lipstick and do pouty lip poses Oh and Pete did oil changes every fucking ride with his own tools Thing is riding a bike has become more a fashion/social media accessory now.

No longer are bikers tough greasers with dirt under their fingers nails and underwear that's been worn inside out and back to front before washing or taking a tool kit out on the road to do repairs at the roadside, oh no, now I'm not against lady riders who do all that too but someone let the TikTok ladies in by the thousands, now it's all about "kindred souls", finger nail paint, pouty lips, latte coffee, cream cakes, love and shit, it's a trend that I don't see ever reversing, the TikTok ladies have figured out that a lady biker is hot and get's shit loads of clicks, likes, follows, views etc and we are now all doomed, the "Yen" of yesteryear are gone. Pete will be turning in his grave God rest his soul

They wouldn't let buck join, no idea why

Off to Greece next week then somewhere as yet undecided later in the year

Choked up

Sounds like they've copied the XF Freewind engine

Internet porn has created an unrealistic expectation that a plumber might turn up on time

You know I love ya buck

So you was just posing by having a KTM 640 and joinging a dual sport forum then. Like those Panzerwagon riders with their Tesco boxes for shopping.

Cold out there shotting bikes this afternoon

That's quaint, your mum's name is Harley.

Yep, he sure did, baby trails too

Back at ya

Well, it was worth a try, too few and far between maybe Shame as the bike scene in Wales is huge, biker cafes are heaving down here, the roads are to die for.

Wot on my fucking scoot, mind you it'd still beat a Harley

Says the guy who rode all the way to Wales to ride the trails with us and then wussed out cos he had a hurty knee